A Christmas Date with King Kong

Love is full of sacrifices. This may sound cliché but this is what Mr King Kong felt and did. Here is the full story…

24 December 2005

Instead of partying the night away, I made a blind date with Mr King after much persuasion from a friend. Spent three hours with him and adored him at the end of the date. As fate would have it, Mr King was already dead by then.

Mind you, Mr King was not your usual kind of man, umm, I mean date. Instead of 5Cs (Car, Condominium, Career, Cash and Country Club), he’s got the 5Hs – Hairy, Huge and Horribly ugly, but yet Humorous and ‘Hunky’ (yes, gals, please note the inverted quotation marks!. And a sweet creature he is, protecting his loved one from mercenary T-rexes amongst others. As fairy tales would have it, all men around him paled in comparison.

Mr King made sacrifices and paid for it with his life. All because he fell for a creature of another kind from another world – a woman! He certainly deserves an Oscar nomination for playing the savage beast tamed.

That’s all I’m saying so as not to spoil the fun or romance for those who have not dated Mr King yet. And date him you must! The cinematography, special effects, and superb acting from the supporting human cast made this a memorable Christmas eve for me… ah… so great is the power of love.

Photo caption: Mr King was resurrected three hours later when Miss Kong found him and kissed him for three full minutes on his big dark lips. And they live happily on the island called Singapore serenading each other all day long.